You know the story about the sirens singing songs so beautifully that men get attracted to them at sea? Well, what if waking up in the middle of the night, scared of the thoughts of razors and blades, was a song that could only be heard by the hopeless and desperate?

A quote from an extract of my “Diaries of the Depressed” creative writing. 

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If Mum was always right and the world is my oyster then I must have an allergy to shellfish.

I have fallen in love with Bo Burnham recently and my god some of his lyrics are amazing. This probably isn’t his best quote but it’s hilarious and sometimes just perfectly true.

Anyone who doesn’t know who Bo Burnham is or know what he does, I highly suggest that you watch his hour long show entitled “what.” which is on YouTube.

It’s perfect.